Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love     

* When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen,
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie,
and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum!

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.'

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi are out fishing on a lake. The minister realizes that he left his bait on the shore, so he jumps out of the boat and walks on top of the water back to shore, picks up his worms and walks back to the boat. 

A moment later the priest remembers that he left his lunch on shore, so he jumps out of the boat, walks back to shore, gets his picnic basket and walks on the water back to the boat.

The rabbi is impressed!! Thinking that he is no less holy or pious then the other two religious men notices that he left his tackle box on shore. Not to be out done he jumps out of the boat and sinks straight to the bottom of the lake.